#insisting he chose this

[egophiliac]

Please elaborate on your twst Pokémon headcannons I’m very interested

I had planned on drawing everyone for this (I made a LIST!) but it. hasn't been going well. 💀 soooo here's what I have so far!

Riddle - Roserade (I was going with 'no legendaries', otherwise I would've given him a Shaymin) (and I don't think Togedemaru is actually a hedgehog or I would've given him one of those too) (...they kind of do fit though. hmm.)

Trey - Alcremie (clover/mint cream + strawberry/ruby cream)

Cater - DITTO SQUAD! DITTO SQUAD! DITTO SQUAD!

Ace - Impidimp (I feel like there's probably a better one for him, but I can't think of it)

Deuce - Scraggy (meanwhile I KNOW deep in my heart that this is true)

Leona - Pyroar (but like. a nasty Pyroar. just a grizzly old Pyroar with the shittiest attitude imaginable. they pretend to hate each other but secretly they are a bonded pair, do not separate)

[primrosebow]

An open letter to bigfatbimbo.🪽

Reasons why you should write for Adam.

1 -> He is a misogynist (not for long)

Look at his face. He is so weird. I swear. He has been favoritized for far too long, leaving him with the most mind-numbing god complex. Don't you want to stab him to death like niffty? Don't you want to put him where he deserves to be (either underground or under me)? I do. You should too! Because his way of thinking meets it's end where my heels begin.

2 -> He is stupid

He has the emotional maturity of a boiled lobster. He fits into heaven like an orca in the amazon river. He is so unbelievably incompetent it is actually kind of mind boggling. Don't you want to crush him like he's a little bug (either with your fists or your thighs)? Didn't he literally say one of the "biggest issues evet" was math or something? He probably couldn't tell you where Africa is in the world map even if you paid him. Even the fruit of knowledge couldn't give him enough braincells to function as a proper member of society.

3 -> he deserves humiliation

He deserves to have his entire worldview rocked and destroyed, something we can surely provide. His shallow thinking should be promptly obliterated. He has only ever gotten away from beautiful tall strong women because he always had the option of just asking for a different woman. They didn't have the mental fortitude to put him in his place. We are the bearers of the curse (liking repulsive men), and, since there is no "mental fortitude" to begin with, there is nothing for him to break down. We (as a collective) should end him.

4 -> I know what he is

His entire persona is a gigantic act to make up for the fact he cannot appropriatelly cope with losing in general, much less losing the, like, 2 wives he ever had (to THE SAME GUY!! MIND YOU!!!) and if he had more people they were one night stands. Not because he left them, but because people know he is worthless scum and he is good for nothing other than his "original dick" ( eugh. I usually refrain from cursing >:// ). It is the reason for his pride and also the only thing that makes him even remotely worth the hastle of talking to. He is the equivalent of a carnival prize to the people in heaven, scoring him is more of a show of your own endurance rather than how coveted he is. He has been objectified through his own hubris. He should be made aware of that. He should fear the knowledge we posses. It should be used against him.

5 -> he sounds.. like.. . He sounds good.

I watched the series while skipping most of the songs but I genuinelly could not do it when he was singing. No wonder he's in a band or something, I didn't actually pay attention to what he was saying I was paying more attention to the sound of his voice so I don't remember clearly what's up with that. Like he sounds REALLY good. If only he knew how to just use his voice without saying the most repulsive atrocities to be ever uttered by anyone ever. Oh yeah! We can make him incoherent enough for that to happen.

6 -> Lute deserves better

Lute deserves, like, a woman. Not him. She's too gorgeous for him, and, the difference between us and her is that while SHE is dealing with HIM, in our case, HE has to deal with US. Really, we're just saving a beautiful, amazing, stunning, showstopping woman a lot of trouble, and getting an ENTIRE PATHETIC MAN AS A TRADE! WIN WIN! Literally no downsides, I swear.

7 -> he is girl dinner

Don't you just love looking into your fridge and seeing the worthless scraps that built up overtime but somehow taste better now than they usually would have, which is particularly shocking considering it has 0 nutritional value? That would be what girl dinner is, and also an appropriate analogy for what Adam is like! Just roughly ok looking enough for you to not downright call it a biohazard. You will go to bed satisfied after fighting tooth and nail for your dinner (getting him to behave properly) and, it'll be easier the next times maybe! Operant conditioning is a heavy hitter with this repulsive individual, so it might actually get easier! Who knows!

8 -> Pretty please? (´｡･д人)ﾞ

I really. Uh . I really want him if you couldn't tell? Maybe the cannibalism and the fear I want to instill into him got in the way of you seeing my point, but, like, that's just how I love. The highest honor I could bestow on him is wanting to eat him, so, maybe that'll assist in your judgement? I also just really like your writing and would love to hear your thoughts on his idiotic self. AND! AND! Other people also want you to write about him if I well remember the 1 ask you received about him!

I await your response when you are available @bigfatbimbo

If you need more convincing; I can, like, draw him? I'm going to draw him no matter what but like I can cook something up for you in particular who knows.

You did say you were already considering writing for him, so, maybe this can be a final push in that direction for you!

- sincerely, Bow

[theladyofbloodshed]

At this point, theories don't matter because SJM changes her mind but this is probably my favourite, tragic theory. LoA suffering through Beron to protect Helion <3

[laughatlocksmiths]

btvs was so smart and cool to make angel spike's sire. btvs was also so smart and cool to make drusilla spike's sire. both concepts are delicious and which one i think is true depends entirely on which episode i watched most recently. and thats my right as a bisexual.

[wardensantoineandevka]

I see there's posts floating around directly and blatantly arguing against mine (same wording) by completely misunderstanding what I said. I'm fucking BACK, babey. Should've bought some hay-scented fragrance while I was at Sephora today, because I am once again your strawman!

[rooolt]

Fucking ENOUGH “normal is actually the chosen one bc of the fucked up oak family” bullshit. Normal is actually the chosen one because normal chose to care

[missriyochuchi]

Rex and Howzer at Crosshair when they find out about Rampart:

[dykedvonte]

Whenever people post solutions to the problems in Mouthwashing and how the whole scenario could have been avoided it always comes back to “what about” ism.

People hate them and see it as pure devils advocate arguments but that is often why movements forward take so much time and effort and seem so slow moving. Yes, you want to help the most affected and vulnerable people first but if you skip over how you got to them being in that position you didn’t help anything. You just got rid of a momentary issue.

Likewise, whatever solution helps them going forward may hinder or hurt other foundations causing all points to be rendered moot. I’ve discussed it before but so many ideas of “This obvious thing is obvious” that are discussed about Jimmy’s behavior or P.E inhumane practices or the behavior of the crew in general operate on the assumption that everyone is aware of every possible domino effect or can risk any consequence they could face for each other.

A lot of the disdain for considering other factors outside of directly helping Anya come from the idea that those would not come back to bite her in the as which is such a selfish and misguided mindset from the fandom that often finds those vulnerable people being hurt more in the long run.

The themes of the game are as multiple faceted as are the actual way you would approach such a situation in real life. It is wrapped up in bureaucracy and waiting and “what about’s”. You shouldn’t act until all your bases are covered and we clearly see the consequences of that at multiple points throughout the story.

[the-bi-space-ace]

I'm almost certain someone on here has pointed this out before but I am doing it again and saying that 'Please Please Please' by Sabrina Carpenter is an Echo song, specifically the part where she goes 'I beg you don't embarrass me, motherfucker'

[epiphainie]

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[pitconfirm]

my housemates are so annoying I need a… non violent form of releasing anger

[nyaskitten]

here r some concept doodles for my Jiang Dragon AU lol

[al-mayriti]

i cannot believe my grandma is apparently the self-proclaimed oracle of delphi

[ofpromethea]

the way people talk about grimes is so virulently misogynistic I could vomit just hearing it

[mango-pickle]

just needed to immortalise this somewhere before I forget

[corpocyborg]

okay yeah... as mind-numbing as all the side quests you have to do to "unlock" the main quests are, the actual main quests in this game are still pretty good... it was actually hard choosing between hawke & loghain...